lycoteuthis-deactivated20160131:

sjwelf:

cryptid

these are their stories

animar-smol-of-elephants:

They’re on the hunt. They’re after you.

jasonptodd:

“Trump charging into a goblins’ nest. Kissing goblins. Goblin vomit. Catching him in bed with a goblin.”

lesbophobes:

dateagirlwhosuggestion:

date a girl who stops mid-sentence to tell you there’s a dog nearby

i do this @ my mum regularly

meiamandrew:

The Old Testament and the New Testament 

princeofcarrots:

empire420:

Banana for scale

Possession of marajuana? officer, that’s … a couch ,…

wgsn:

Beautiful felt-tip botanical vessels by Sister Arrow